Thursday, May 19, 2005

#*@%!

Minnesota Twins News:
MINNEAPOLIS -- The Twins decided Thursday to option shortstop Jason Bartlett to Triple-A Rochester after the rookie battled lately with confidence issues.
In the month of May, I'm 2 for 2--first my favorite pitcher gets busted for steroids, and now my favorite position player gets busted back to Rochester. (Remind me why I consider myself qualified to blog on baseball?)

Fate completes the ugly trifecta by causing the Bartlett jersey I ordered some weeks ago to arrive today.

Excuse me, I need to go swear the paint off the den walls now.
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4 comments:

  1. frightwig5/19/2005 11:50 PM

    Merde.

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  2. Fourth pew, center5/20/2005 5:39 AM

    I've learned some interesting new phrases on "Deadwood," if you need some help . . .

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  3. Third Base Line5/20/2005 11:10 AM

    FPC,

    Despite the creepiness of asking one's mother for creative new ways to swear, yes, I would like those phrases, please.

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  4. frightwig5/20/2005 10:45 PM

    Your mother kisses you with that mouth?!

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