People Who Really Piss TBL Off, list entry #34:
People who think it's funny to set off &%*#! firecrackers on a residential street at midnight on a weeknight.
And again at 1:40 a.m.
Also at 3:15.
And finally at 4:30.
There are times, darling readers, when TBL finds it very difficult to remember that she is a pacifist. A solid majority of those occur between bedtime and dawn. (Most of the rest involve the Yankees or the Whine Sox.)
I'm sure no one would blame you if you shot the little effers. Then again, maybe you could just invite Manny Ramirez over for Bar-B-Que and he could solve the problem for you. After all, he has the refillable get out of trouble free card...
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