Blog-O-Lantern
The yearly tradition of carving one insanely complicated jack-o-lantern continues!
Playing delightful music while the world slowly goes to hell.
The yearly tradition of carving one insanely complicated jack-o-lantern continues!
Fourth Pew Center recently dropped me a line to ask:
So, how come so many broken bats these days? Did they outsource the manufacturing to China?
(Seriously. There really are more than I remember from The Good Ol' Days)
Free agents. Definitely not free. Often quite expensive, at least the ones you really want.
Are there any "free" agent hitters out there who could help the Twins next year? Sure. Any we can afford? There's the question.
Here are the free agents I know about, along with their 2005 team, salary, OBP, OPS and position. More players will become free agents as the offseason goes on, as teams decline options and contract negotiations go south, but the guys below are (at least technically) available.
| 2005 | |||||||
| Player | Team | Position | Age | Salary | OBP | OPS | Bats |
| Mike Piazza | NYM | C | 37 | $16,071,429 | .326 | .778 | R |
| Paul Konerko | CWS | 1B | 29 | $8,750,000 | .375 | .909 | R |
| Brian Giles | SD | OF | 34 | $8,063,003 | .423 | .906 | L |
| Hideki Matsui | NYY | OF | 31 | $8,000,000 | .367 | .863 | L |
| Kevin Millar | BOS | 1B | 34 | $3,500,000 | .355 | .754 | R |
| Bill Mueller | BOS | 3B | 34 | $2,500,000 | .369 | .799 | S |
| Joe Randa | CIN/SD | 3B | 36 | $2,150,000 | .335 | .787 | R |
| Mark Grudzielanek | STL | 2B | 35 | $1,000,000 | .334 | .747 | R |
| John Olerud | BOS | 1B | 37 | ~$750,000* | .344 | .795 | L |
So I picked up this book called Odd-Ball Knitting, which is full of patterns to use your stash on--you know, that half-skein left over from the shawl you knitted three years ago, or the lone skein of a gorgeous discontinued yarn that you scored for two bucks on clearance? Yeah, that yarn. Too much to throw away, not enough to make a scarf out of.
In the pages of this book, I found my new favorite thing in the world to knit.
Behold.
The catnip mouse.

Twins Sign Tyner to Minor League Deal:
The Twins signed outfielder Jason Tyner to a Minor League contract on Friday.
Tyner batted .321 (18-for-56) in 18 games after being called up to Minnesota on Sept. 2. In 133 games with Triple-A Rochester, he batted .286 with 18 doubles, two triples, one homer and 36 RBIs.
Last week, the club removed Tyner from its 40-man roster. The 28-year-old was originally signed to a Minor League deal last year and invited to Spring Training. It's likely he will be among the invites to big-league camp this spring.
Minnesota also reinstated right-handed pitcher Grant Balfour and outfielder Jason Kubel from the 60-day disabled list. Balfour missed all of 2005 after having ligament replacement surgery on his right elbow in May. He also had surgery to repair a torn rotator cuff in his right shoulder on Sept. 29.
Kubel also missed the entire 2005 season recovering from surgery to repair torn anterior and posterior cruciate ligaments in his left knee, an injury he suffered on Oct. 12, 2004, while playing in the Arizona Fall League. The 23-year-old is continuing his rehabilitation playing in the Twins' Instructional League at Fort Myers, Fla.
You may recall that yesterday I mentioned stumbling across pitching stats for catcher Corky Miller. Was it a mistake, the line for another C Miller of the pitching variety mistakenly attached to the wrong player?
Oh, no. It really happened.
Barons Blast Wings
July 31, 2005
Shane Victorino went 3-for-3 with four RBIs to lead Scranton-Wilkes Barre to a 9-1 victory over Rochester on Sunday at Lackawanna County Stadium.
The Red Barons scored in seven of the eight innings they batted. Victorino belted a two-run homer in the fourth inning to give Scranton-Wilkes Barre a 4-0 lead. He also doubled, singled and scored three runs from the leadoff spot, leaving him a triple shy of the cycle.
Carlos Ruiz led off the seventh with a home run and Victorino's RBI single plated Jim Rushford to make it 8-0.
Danny Sandoval went 3-for-5 with two RBIs and Jorge Padilla added three hits and scored twice to pace the Red Barons' 17-hit attack.
Red Barons starter Gavin Floyd (4-6) pitched eight scoreless innings to earn the win. He gave up four hits and a walk while striking out six. Yoel Hernandez allowed an RBI double to Josh Rabe in the ninth for Red Wings' only run. Rabe went 2-for-4 with a pair of doubles -- the only extra-base hits for Rochester.
Rochester starter Ricky Barrett gave up five runs on eight hits in five innings. Jason Miller surrendered three more runs in two innings and catcher Corky Miller served up a home run to Mark Budzinski in the eighth that capped the scoring for Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.
--Tim Leonard/MLB.com
| Corky Miller: Individual Stats (Pitching) 2005 | ||||||||||||||
| W | L | ERA | G | GS | CG | SHO | SV | IP | H | R | ER | HR | BB | SO |
| 0 | 0 | 9.00 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |

Baseball player.

Jogger.
"Hating the Yankees isn't a part of my act; it is one of those exquisite times
when life and art are in perfect conjunction."
--Bill Veeck