"Let us go forth a while, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms...
The game of ball is glorious."

--Walt Whitman

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Things I Have Learned Today

  • If I owned a firearm, I would use it inappropriately.
  • There is no rational reason to ban moderate alcohol use in the workplace.
  • As the urgency level of a problem rises, the denseness of corporate beaurocracy increases commensurately.
  • I am obviously not buying enough Powerball tickets.

2 rejoinders:

JustBeth sounded off...

Things I have learned recently:
See above.

Fourth pew, center sounded off...

Universal truths in the working world.