Anybody Got A Napkin?

"Since then however, everything concerning Giambi has shrunk: his physique, his batting average, his homerun and RBI totals, his confidence and, if what I've heard about the side effects of steroids is accurate, his....well we don't need to go there."

This line, from Minnesota Public Radio's blog The Bleacher Bums, gets the dubious distinction of being the first thing this season to cause TBL to nasally expel her morning coffee. Good thing it had cooled a little.