After the cancellation of Friday's game due to extreme cold, Juan Rincón sounds off on the vagaries of scheduling:
"Am I wrong? I thought we had a dome," pitcher Juan Rincón said. "If we're going to play a series with the White Sox this early, why not in Minnesota, where we still have a dome?
"Tampa Bay opens in New York. Toronto, with a dome, opens in Detroit. I must be getting really stupid, because I don't understand."
Juan, honey, you're not the one who's getting stupid. We've all been scratching our heads over stuff like this (and other such moments of beaurocratic brilliance from the MLB) for years.