Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock...
Science tells us that the longest day of the year is the summer solstice.
But I say: it's the day before the baseball season starts.
Playing delightful music while the world slowly goes to hell.
Science tells us that the longest day of the year is the summer solstice.
But I say: it's the day before the baseball season starts.
There are three days remaining in spring training and the Twins camp has been whittled down to 27 players. Who's in, who's out, and who's going to get the cut?
Pitching: Starters
With the assignment of Matt Garza to AAA, the starting rotation seems set. The order isn't official, but it will most probably end up like so:
Santana
Ortiz
Bonser
Ponson
Silva
The equally ludicrous ideas of Silva as #2 and Bonser as #5 appear to have fallen by the wayside, for which we can all be thankful. Garza and Glen Perkins will be waiting in Rochester, ready to pounce on any opening.
The big question: Will Twins management be willing to make changes early in the season, or will they play the waiting game again?
This is going to be a very tough division this year, probably tougher than last year. The guy who's throwing the ball for (hopefully) six or seven of your nine innings is a hugely important cog in the machine. The Twins won't have the luxury of a second half in a weak division to make up for the blunders of April and May.
Pitching: Bullpen
Okay, what genius decided to assign Mike Venafro to AAA--an assignment he is free to decline, per his contract--after he pitched a scoreless spring? For chrissakes, he's lefthanded. Do they really think no other team will be calling him with a major-league contract in hand?
Your guaranteed six in the bullpen are:
Nathan
Rincon
Guerrier
Reyes
Neshek
Crain
The big question: Will the Twins carry a 12th pitcher just to keep JD "the Real Flop" Durbin in the organization?
Durbin's out of options, but let's face it--he's a lot more likely to clear waivers than Venafro is to wait by a silent phone.
Hitters/Fielders: the Starting Nine
The only question mark here coming into spring training was, who's in left field? Rondell White appears to have claimed that honor after proving that he doesn't adjust to DHing very well. That position will still be something of a revolving door as the Twins try to keep Rondell injury-free, but expect to see him out there two of every three games. Kubel and a backup outfielder will also see time in left.
Pencil in your scoresheets:
C: Mauer
1B: Morneau
2B: Castillo
SS: Bartlett
3B: Punto
LF: White
CF: Hunter
RF: Cuddyer
DH: Kubel
The big question: How healthy is this lineup?
Mauer, Castillo, White and Hunter all have missed significant time in the last two seasons from injuries, and all have struggled with aches and pains already this spring. Punto insists on flinging himself about with wild abandon. Morneau is a dangerous hitter and a big target for a certain breed of pitcher.
With all the young talent on the team, the organization's depth is not what it once was. They can only plumb the depths of Rochester so often before the sucking begins.
Hitters/Fielders: the Bench
Here's where things get interesting. Do we have a backup shortstop? How about a backup centerfielder, with Lew Ford on the DL? What about a third catcher? Who will cover Morneau on his days off?
The locks on the bench:
IF: Jeff Cirillo
C: Mike Redmond
There are two spots left if the Twins carry twelve pitchers, three if they don't. One of those MUST be a spare outfielder, either Josh Rabe or Jason Tyner. Luis Rodriguez should by all logic claim another, as he is a better backup shortstop than Cirillo.
The big question: The 25th man--twelfth pitcher, third catcher, or fifth outfielder?
The Twins can only have one of the three. Gardy really wants a third catcher, because he likes to DH Joe Mauer on his non-catching days (he is, after all, the AL batting champ). That puts Mike Redmond behind the plate, but what if Redmond got injured and had to come out of the game? If Mauer had to catch, there would be no DH! For the rest of the game! The horror! Gardy does not know how those NL managers sleep at night, what with the lack of the DH.
TBL thinks you have probably cottoned on to her opinion of the third catcher option by now.
("Cottoned on"? Apparently TBL is not quite as out of touch with her Southern roots as she had supposed.)
But if it were up to me...
...Silva would be in Rochester (no way is he going to risk his 4.whatever million by refusing the assignment), Garza would be the #5 starter, Durbin would be on the waiver wire en route to Rochester, Venafro would be in the bullpen, and there would be a glossy 8 x 10 of Glen Perkins inside Sidney Ponson's locker.
So, this morning TBL clicked her way on over to the official Minnesota Twins website, where her eyes immediately landed on a headline so bizarre, so hilarious, that she immediately burst into great whoops of laughter.
...which I'm not (for a number of excellent reasons such as having gotten approximately two hits in my entire multi-season summer softball league career, and a number of not so excellent reasons, such as the lack of a Y chromosome), I would be prepared to be rather more decisive than Gardy right now.
Twins roster moves loom:
"With six games remaining in spring training, Gardenhire said he would like to make final roster decisions in the next two or three days.
He'll need to decide whether Carlos Silva or Matt Garza will make the rotation;
who the backup shortstop will be; whether the team needs to make a trade to fill that need;
whether pitching prospect J.D. Durbin will make the team or be exposed to waivers;
and whether the team will carry 11 or 12 pitchers.
Luis Rodriguez and Jeff Cirillo, neither a natural shortstop, have started two of the Twins' last three games at shortstop. The closer the Twins get to the regular season, the more Gardenhire speaks of Rodriguez as a viable option as a backup shortstop, even though Rodriguez lacks ideal range.
'He can play shortstop,' Gardenhire said. 'He'll catch the ball and make the right plays.'
Cirillo, 37, never started a game at shortstop in the big leagues until the Brewers used him there last season."
There are times when prescience is rather rewarding...
04/13/2006
"Bartlett may or may not be a better option than Castro right now, today. But give him half a season, uninterrupted, in the majors as a starting shortstop and odds are ten to one he'll be the better option then. This team is going to need a good shortstop down the stretch if it wants to contend. The Twins can develop that shortstop now or wake up in August wondering why they don't have one."
03/17/2007
"...the Twins do have that unnatural love of veteran players with minor league contracts. We may yet have to suffer through some Ponson in the first half."
twinsbaseball.com
"...the current pitching schedule appears to hint at a rotation that would look like this: Santana, Silva, Ortiz, Ponson and Bonser.
Gardenhire has been hesitant this spring to label any of his pitchers as locks, besides Santana. But despite his unwillingness to officially anoint any other starters, Gardenhire has pretty much grouped Silva and Ortiz into that staff, and Bonser's recent strong outings have made him look like a lock, as well.
The one real unknown comes in the final spot, where Ponson is now slotted. The Twins have given the veteran every opportunity to show he deserved the spot this spring. And after Ponson's recent solid outing against his former team, the Orioles, it now looks like he could have the edge for the final opening.
The decision to have Perkins stretch out in a start indicates that the Twins could be placing him next in line, should anything happen. Matt Garza only threw two innings in his last outing on Friday, and it appears he would need to stretch out more if he's going to be ready for a starting spot."
In a rare offseason when they didn't lose what often seemed like half the team, the Twins came into spring training with very few question marks on the 25-man roster, and most of those involve the pitching staff. We lost Brad Radke to retirement and Francisco Liriano to Tommy John surgery. The spot vacated by Kyle Lohse at midseason was a revolving door in the second half, and Carlos Silva had what can kindly be termed a disappointing season.
And that's only the starting rotation.
In the bullpen, Willie Eyre was released early in the offseason. While this may not seem like a large hole to fill, the guy did pitch 59 innings last season. Also, much of Lohse's time during the first half (25 innings) was spent in the bullpen, and Silva (7 innings), potential 2007 starter Matt Garza (5 innings) and the absent Liriano (22 innings) also saw time in relief. Someone's going to have to cover those innings, and with the holes in the rotation and the question mark that is Silva, the bullpen is likely to eat more innings than usual--particularly in the first half.
So, let's see what we've got here, halfway through spring training. I'll assume that the Twins will break camp with 12 pitchers, on account of the rotation issues. (Please note that I am not projecting a rotation order, just listing players!)
Starters:
1. Johan Santana
2. Ramon Ortiz
3. Boof Bonser
4. Carlos Silva
5. ????
Relievers:
6. Juan Rincón
7. Joe Nathan
8. Jesse Crain
9. Matt Guerrier
10. Dennys Reyes
11. Pat Neshek
12. ????
Going into the spring, Ramon Ortiz wasn't a lock for the team, much less the rotation, but he's pitched himself into a job very nicely. Silva, on the other hand, may yet pitch himself into the bullpen. The organization isn't making a commitment to Bonser yet, but TBL thinks he's in because he's an innings-eater, he's pitching well now and he did a pretty good job for the Twins last season.
Matt Guerrier is off to a slow start this spring, but he's a long reliever and needs more than five innings against live hitting to find his groove. Dennys Reyes is also having not such a great spring to date, but he's lefthanded, breathing, and was lights-out last season, so he's in.
Who are the fifth-starter candidates (and fourth starter, should Silva drop off the list)?
There has been a pattern request for the organic cotton slipper-socks. Since I used a "gaugeless pattern" which isn't so much a pattern as a set of guidelines plus some math, I'll explain how I made them, and you folks can call it a pattern if you want to! This will give a women's medium in the gauge I used.
I worked with Pakucho worsted weight organic cotton yarn on size 6 needles, which gave me a gauge of 5 stitches/inch in stockinette. I also used two circular needles. I do not use DPNs, and cannot even attempt to explain how to use them to make socks.
Arrowhead Lace Stitch in the round
Round 1: Knit
Round 2: K1, (YO, ssk) twice, K1, (K2tog, YO) twice [repeat]
Round 3: Knit
Round 4: K2, YO, ssk, YO, sl2k-K1-p2sso, YO, K2tog, K1 [repeat]
Note: sl2k-K1-p2sso = slip 2 stitches knitwise to right needle, knit next stitch, pass slipped stitches one by one over knit stitch
Experienced sock knitters can read this paragraph and skip the rest of the post. Using your favorite gaugeless sock pattern, build a 40-stitch round, using the Arrowhead Lace pattern for leg and top of foot, stockinette for the sole. Ta-da!
What I did, in more detail:
First, I opened my trusty copy of Sensational Knitted Socks by Charlene Schurch. After gnashing my teeth through two pairs of ill-fitting, gusset-gapping socks using patterns that came with the yarn, this book turned me into a sock-knittin' fiend. Go get a copy. It's fabulous.
I turned to page 42 and worked the Easy Toe, starting on 8 stitches. I continued through the end of page 42, at which point I had 40 stitches in my round.
Through the instep, I worked the first 20 stitches in the Arrowhead Lace pattern, and the last 20 in stockinette. The stockinette half will be the sole of the slipper.
When it was long enough to come up to my ankle on the top of my foot (one advantage of knitting on two circulars is that you can try your sock on while you're knitting it. Whee! If you're size-guessing-impaired like me, it's the only way to go) I let the first half of the round rest, and turned the heel on the stockinette half, following the Short Row Heel directions on page 41.
The first short-row heel you ever do will make your eyes cross and your head pound, but when the lightbulb goes off you will run around your local Stitch and Bitch declaiming, "As God is my witness, I shall never pick up gusset stitches again!!"
Of course, if you've never turned a traditional (gusseted) heel, that joke just fell flatter than the Hindenburg.
Anyway...after that, it's smooth sailing. Rejoin with the top-of-foot stitches, and work the Arrowhead lace all the way around until you're about half an inch shy of the length you want. Three or four rounds of K1, P1 rib and a nice loose bind off (the tubular bind off is good for a smooth finish, I used the yarn-over bind off from the Knitting Answer Book for a more ruffled look).
The lace is so open it doesn't stand up well on it's own, so I threaded some ribbon through it and called it a design feature. On further reflection, I think it turned out charmingly.
And that's the pattern. Or the closest thing I've got. Happy knitting!
Ever since the Twins let Corey Koskie go (TBL still believes that one day she will be able to utter that name without weeping) the state of affairs at the hot corner has been, shall we say, less than ideal. I'm not talking about the hitting, although that hasn't been inspired, but about the actual play at the base. Or the lack thereof.
Sure, five years of the superlative fielding of everyone's favorite goofy Canuck spoiled us. How could it not? But even allowing for that, we've been subjected to some truly appalling glovework since he left us. If the words "Tony Batista fielding third" don't make you flinch, you haven't been paying attention. And even after the passage of more than a year, TBL still runs shrieking into the night at the memory of the season Michael Cuddyer* spent there.
After shedding the Batista burden last season, utility infielder Nick Punto was inserted into the position as a fill-in. He had some trouble adjusting in the beginning, but toward the end of the season he settled in and flashed enough leather to make some of us wonder if the Twins had blindly stumbled upon a competent third baseman.
Now, the noises coming out of the Twins clubhouse seem to indicate that Nick Punto will be our 2007 third baseman. While there will be those who gripe that third base is supposed to be a power hitter's position, TBL says "hallelujah!". We've got enough power at first to cover both corners, and with a starting rotation in flux and under fire, the Twins pitchers need every possible inch of the field covered behind them. Punto can drive in some runs, too, he just won't often do it with homers. He'll also score some runs a typical power hitter couldn't leg out.
Now, if we can just decide on a left fielder and the fourth and fifth starters...
*Allow TBL to give credit where credit is due, however: Cuddyer has since turned into a perfectly acceptable outfielder.
11:35 a.m.
And this week on Adding Insult to Injury, today's spring training game is televised and I, of course, work on weekdays. Sigh.
Not that spring training has been a barrel of laughs for our boys thus far, mind you. Early in spring training you expect the pitchers to be rustier than the hitters, and our pitching staff is certainly following tradition there. But the hitting's not so great either, though in all fairness we here in Twins Territory have come to expect that at any time of the year.
After seven games, the Twins are hitting .223 as a team and pitching 6.39. Have you been wondering why they're 1-5-1? There's your answer.
It's just spring training. It doesn't count.
It's just spring training. It doesn't count.
It's just spring training. It doesn't count.
I repeat this to myself often. But while it's true that the win-loss records and even the stats don't matter much, there's a very real season starting in a very few weeks, and right now is when we build our team for and try to get a sense of our team's prospects in that season.
Not looking good so far, folks.
On the "pleasant surprise" front, however, we have Ramon Ortiz. Yes, it's early days, but who expected this reliable but rarely inspiring workhorse-type to come out and give up two measly hits and one earned run with no walks in his first five innings of work? Raise your hand. Anyone? I didn't think so. I expect he'll revert to form sooner rather than later, but at the moment he's a treat.
(You Can't Handle The) Boof takes the mound in half an hour. I have to miss the visuals, but this one's on the radio, too.
1:00 p.m.
I guess they couldn't handle the Boof. Bonser goes 3 innings with 2 hits, no runs or walks, and three strikeouts. If anyone out there saw it, do post a comment with details! Was he sharp? Did he fool the hitters, or get some lucky breaks? Do tell!
For some reason, the radio commentators are talking about trading Juan Rincón. This would NOT make me happy. Here's an idea: let's trade the wildly expensive centerfielder who insists upon making at least one rookie baserunning mistake every game (assuming he gets on base at all) instead, and keep baseball's best bullpen intact?
1:35 p.m.
I had just heard "Juan Rincón coming in to pitch" when Gameday Audio lost its feed. Stupid technology. (Feel free to leave me a comment on his performance if you were lucky enough to see or hear it...)
1:55 p.m.
Gameday Audio roars back to life just in time for "and that puts the go-ahead runner on third for the Pirates". And mere seconds later, the runner scores.
%^&*#!
Bring me the head of JD Durbin.
2:27 p.m.
Speaking of tradition, in the top of the ninth Michael Ryan gives a two-RBI nod to the time-honored custom which dictates that former Twins must stomp the crap out of current Twins pitching at every available opportunity.
Let's hear it for the immutability of baseball.
Yes, I know that it was only a spring training game. I'm perfectly aware that it doesn't "count". But it was against the ****ing Yankees, and I do NOT care to discuss it.
So. Knitting.
Remember this?
Well.
That's right, after a year and a half of gathering dust and a recent burst of renewed activity, I admitted to myself that I'd probably never finish the sweater, and even if I did I'm not sure I'd wear it. My personal style has changed quite a bit since I first cast on for this project. So, I reclaimed the yarn.
There was a time when ripping back a project, especially a largish one like this, would have nearly (or perhaps actually) reduced me to tears. More often than not I'd just soldier ahead and finish something I didn't like and didn't enjoy working on. But more recently I've gotten pretty good at doing what needs to be done without undue sentimentality.
Sometimes things just suck. You can either live with it, or you can ball up your slightly mangled yarn and set off in search of a better pattern.
Besides, casting on is half the fun!
Baseball player.
Jogger.
"Hating the Yankees isn't a part of my act; it is one of those exquisite times
when life and art are in perfect conjunction."
--Bill Veeck