"Let us go forth a while, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms...
The game of ball is glorious."

--Walt Whitman

Saturday, March 05, 2005

The Arrival and the Reunion

We flew through the teeth-rattling turbulence of a spring storm into Fort Myers, Florida, early Thursday evening. You know you're on vacation when you see palm trees, even if you are lugging a suitcase toward the rental car shuttle bus at the time. Being able to walk around without a coat was worth every second of attempting to keep the plane airborne through sheer willpower, though. Not that I'm a nervous flyer or anything...

Friday morning dawned cloudy but rapidly cleared, and we donned our rube gear and zipped across town to the Twins spring training facility. The facade of Hammond Stadium is simply gorgeous, cool and airy and graced with an elaborate waterfall of a fountain. Morning drills were already underway on a field next to the stadium when we arrived. We hung out around the fences for about half an hour, soaking up sunshine and baseball, picking familiar faces out of the clumps of players on the field and loitering by the batting cage. Finally hearing a real bat hit a real ball after the long drought of a winter without even the lesser distraction of hockey was practially a religious experience. I felt like I'd been holding my breath since October and had suddenly been given oxygen.

The crowds in the gift shop were insane. Of course I was tempted to buy (at least) one of everything, but escaped with only two shirts, a hat and some souvenirs for friends and family. However, I refuse to promise that I won't go back! Can you have too much Twins gear? I don't think so.

As gametime approached, we braved an immense line for the privilege of consuming quite possibly the best brats (flame-grilled, no less) on earth. Diet? What diet? Food in Florida has no calories. Having escaped from the line with our precious kraut-topped cargo, we entered the stadium proper. The inside more than matched the outside. There isn't a vast amount of seating, but the aisles are wide and the steps shallow. The field is perfectly groomed, the grass lush and thick, the diamond set in precise angles and arcs, white chalk lines stark against the russet clay. It's sad when your single-A team has a better field than your major league club, but there you have it. Our boys should play on a field like this all year.

Corey Koskie did not start, or play at all, for the Blue Jays. A murmur of disappointment rippled through the stands when another player was announced as the visitors' third baseman; it seems I wasn't the only broken-hearted Koskie devotee hoping to see him.

Joe Mays started for the Twins, and he did okay. He had some trouble locating the strike zone, a problem fortunately shared by many of the batters he faced. He'll have to be much better come April, but it wasn't anywhere near as bad as it could have been after what amounts to a year and a half out of the game. JC Romero, on the other hand, seemed to know exactly where the strike zone was. Why he decided to avoid it entirely, only he knows. He walked four, followed by two hits, allowing 4 runs in one inning of work. Ouch. Joe Nathan later strode to the mound to mow down two innings' worth of hapless Jays, and Matt Guerrier gave a fair performance over two innings of his own. CJ Nitkowski, wearing Koskie's #47, finished out the game for the Twins and took a strong early lead in the race to win the Kenny Rogers Human Rain Delay Cup.

Behind the pitchers, the defense looked good. No fielding blunders, official or otherwise, were committed, and (hallelujiah!) Cudderror's four innings in the field passed without a fielding chance at third. Will we be so lucky in the regular season? Providing additional entertainment for the attentive fan, color commentator Bert Blyleven was spotted leaning out of an unused press box trying to catch balls bouncing off the protective netting over the center sections of the stands with a butterfly net. No, he didn't actually get one. Yet.

On the hitting side of things the Twins, well, weren't doing a whole lot of hitting. Joe Mauer was his usual patient self, a newly-slender Rivas hit a double, and Lew Ford also looked very good, especially when he smacked a triple to right. The rest of the boys appeared rusty, by and large. They lost 5-2, but they did it outside under a clear blue sky in heavenly seventy-degree weather. Forgive me if I fail to weep over this defeat; I've decided that there's nothing better than baking my pasty white Minnesota-winter flesh under the Florida sun, watching a parade of present and future Twins play on an argyle-mowed real grass field.

Today we're heading up the coast to Bradenton to deepen our sunburns as a split squad of Twins visit the Pirates. It should be a minor-league-heavy game, as the Twins' big guns will no doubt be staying in Fort Myers to play the Red Sox.

I've posted some pictures from yesterday's adventure here. Enjoy!

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Friday, February 25, 2005

Dreaming of the Sun

Long time, no post. Things have been pretty busy the last couple of weeks. Here's the update.

Work:
Worst. Project. Ever.

Home:
Been getting ready for the trip to Florida. Flying out Thursday, Mom and I will get into Fort Myers late in the afternoon. We've got Twins spring training games Friday and Saturday, a minor-league hockey game Sunday, another Twins game Monday, and then it's back in the air at the crack of hell Tuesday morning. Provided I can find wireless internet access, I'll be blogging the trip!
I tell ya, I can't wait for the sunshine. There had better be sunshine. I'm starting to feel like one of those weird hairless creatures that lives in the depths of a cave, hunting fish and bugs among the fossilized bear bones. I expect to evolve myself some sonar any day now.

Miscellany:
So I'm listening to the news this morning while I get ready for work, and there's this woman ranting and raving about how there aren't any African-Americans on the Michael Jackson jury and how's a black man supposed to get a fair trial like that? And all I can think is, "Lady, Michael Jackson hasn't been black for years."

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Puckheads

Yet another reason to admire (or relocate to) Canada: hockey as civil disobedience.

Yahoo! News - Vancouver street hockey players protest B.C. government's new highway plans:
VANCOUVER (CP) - About 300 spectators and hockey players of all ages blocked a section of a main Vancouver street on Sunday to protest a proposed highway development.
The street hockey game shut down a part of the city's trendy Commercial Drive for just over an hour on the sunny afternoon.
The puck - actually a green tennis ball - dropped at 1 p.m. with players as young as five battling it out to score a goal in the friendly match.
The hockey group, Cross Pedestrians, refused to let cars through but did clear the way for buses.
'By stepping out on the streets to have a bit of fun, we're empowering ourselves to make the necessary changes,' said organizer David Fields.
He said the group was there to deliver a message to the provincial government.
'We don't want to see Highway One expanded. There are other alternatives available. If they're going to sink a billion dollars into transportation, we'd rather see it put into public transit instead,' he said.
The B.C. Ministry of Transportation has proposed twinning a section of the Trans-Canada Highway between Vancouver and the Fraser Valley community of Abbotsford.
A major concern is the development will cause more cars to be on neighbourhood streets, said player Richard Brooks, 30.
'It's a good opportunity on a beautiful day like today to show people that we should take back our streets, back away from the cars and use streets for what they are meant for, playing hockey," he said.

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Monday, February 14, 2005

Twins Sign Santana to 4-Year Deal

Minnesota Twins News: [The] American League's reigning Cy Young Award winner [Johan Santana] and Minnesota agreed to a four-year contract that avoids arbitration. Terms of the deal were not revealed by the club, but the Associated Press reported it to be worth $40 million. It is still pending until Santana passes a physical scheduled for Monday afternoon.

First time in months I've heard the phrase "four more years" without wanting to cry..

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Thursday, February 10, 2005

Better Late Than Never

"I am not a member of any organized party—I am a Democrat."
--Will Rogers

You all know that I've been tearing my hair out for years over the way the Democrats have been giving--nay, flinging--away much of the power and respect they managed to accumulate over the last century or so. Fielding a parade of unelectable candidates, meekly bowing to the propaganda from the Republican Noise Machine (RNM), losing sight of their core values (and allowing the voters to do likewise) and generally being wishy-washy, disorganized and sometimes downright stupid.

This Saturday, the DNC will officially announce that Howard Dean will be its new chairman. To which I say: "About ****ing time, you idiots." To which I feel compelled to add: "I hope you realize I was about three seconds away from giving up and joining the Green Party."

See, Dean is good at all those things the whole party used to be good at, but forgot while they were busy trying not to give the RNM "cause" to use the L-word about them. Dean organizes, inspires and refuses to back down. Which isn't to say he can't compromise, but that's another thing the Dems have forgotten--the difference between compromise and capitulation.

The party has needed a leader like Dean for a long time. Now, the question is, will they let him do what he could do for them, and for us? Time will tell.

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Friday, February 04, 2005

Alas, Poor Constantine

If you're planning on going to see the new movie "Constantine", starring Keanu Reeves as John Constantine, do yourself a favor. Don't give in to the temptation, either before or after the movie, to read the Hellblazer comic book series, which the movie purports to be based on. If you read them before, the movie can only disappoint you. If you read them after, you'll realize you were horribly ripped off. Either way, you'll end up marching back to the theater, demanding a refund, screaming at the manager, and getting thrown in jail. And that doesn't help anyone, does it?

See, here's the thing. Picture Keanu Reeves. His face, his voice, his personality. He never alters any of the three to "act", so you don't have to imagine him trying to actually play a character. Got it? Good.

Now, picture a blonde, forty-something, surly, fiendishly intelligent, British, chain-smoking wielder of supernatural powers. This is a man who spends his life skating on the razor's edge, dodging forces heavenly, demonic and mortal, most of whom would like nothing better than to see him dead. He keeps his head attached to his shoulders with a combination of magic, con artistry and sheer brazen gall.

That is John Constantine. Not some limp, drawling, suit-and-tie conjurer. I can't imagine what possessed them to cast him in the role. Asking the Eternal Surfer to play John Constantine? You might as well ask Leonardo "Inanimate" di Caprio to play a fiery Irish gang leader.

Oh, wait...they did that, too, didn't they?

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Thursday, February 03, 2005

(Real) State of the Union

What he should have said:

"Citizens of America, tonight I have not a statement, but a question.

Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?

Thank you, and good night."


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