"Let us go forth a while, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms...
The game of ball is glorious."

--Walt Whitman

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Wednesday Morning Miscellany

[TBL normally blogs during her breaks at work, but the advent of a new and time-sensitive project have made those breaks few and far between. Blogging in the next week or two may frequently be brief and occasionally nonexistent. Blogging from home will happen when time permits.]

Going into the 20th game of the season, let's see who's coming out of the gate quickly, and who hasn't figured out where the gate is yet:

Who's Hot
Position Players
PlayerABAvgOBPOPSHRRBIErr
Jones56.393.5001.1963130
LeCroy47.319.418.886290
Hunter70.257.338.8234161
Pitchers
PlayerIPW-LERAWHIPKBBHR
Nathan8.11-00.000.481100
Santana33.04-03.550.944533
Rincon9.02-12.001.331240
Who's Not
Position Players
PlayerABAvgOBPOPSHRRBIErr
Rivas40.200.250.450010
Cuddyer62.194.265.523135
Bartlett52.250.291.656151
Pitchers
PlayerIPW-LERAWHIPKBBHR
Lohse17.21-26.621.361026
Mulholland9.00-16.001.33223
Radke33.21-35.081.191817

minimum 35 AB or 8 IP
red text = team leader
green text = worst on team



And the strangest headline I've seen all year:

Exploding Toads Puzzle German Scientists
More than 1,000 toads have puffed up and exploded in a Hamburg pond in recent weeks, and scientists still have no explanation for what's causing the combustion, an official said Wednesday.

Both the pond's water and body parts of the toads have been tested, but scientists have been unable to find a bacteria or virus that would cause the toads to swell up and pop, said Janne Kloepper, of the Hamburg-based Institute for Hygiene and the Environment.

'It's absolutely strange,' she said. 'We have a really unique story here in Hamburg. This phenomenon really doesn't seem to have appeared anywhere before.'

The toads at a pond in the upscale neighborhood of Altona have been blowing up since the beginning of the month, filling up like balloons until their stomachs suddenly burst.

2 rejoinders:

Anonymous sounded off...

Ouch and ew.

Fourth pew, center sounded off...

Probably watched too much Fox News.